Global Whating?

OK so now it is March and as I'm shoveling another three inches of Al Gore's global warming off the driveway, I begin to wonder about how weird this world is getting. Not the environment. I'm afraid folks I just simply believe the environment is doing its thing and we're rather pompous to think we have much control over most of it. No, I'm wondering more about people who are so adamant that we are all going to become extinct, but before we do the war will make us all the moral equivalents of Hitler, and we should all just stay home and watch the pretty people on TV brag about their wives...these are the women I'm talking about, while they congratulate themselves on making boring smut. Other than that I don't have much to say about them.
I mean come on...they are people...big mouthed and making more money than they deserve. They sit in offices thinking up things we are doing wrong and insist we fix them, then try to normalize stuff we really don't like, because we are of course not enlightened. What these fools forget is they learned it from the 60s...if you say something long enough and often enough it becomes true...like there's nothing wrong with free sex, never mind the STDs, but go for it...and while you're at it go for it with a Duck or something else that strikes your fancy.
I do have to admit the radio stunt where the DJ married the Duck to protest marriage laws in his state was a hoot. Interestingly his wife's name was Lark.
But come on...John Kerry is as big a boob as he was when he turned tail on Vietnam...Al Gore is as stupid as his statement that he invented the Internet, and he stood by a President who pointed his finger (the middle one would have been appropriate) at the American public to admit he didn't have sex with that woman...but just in case what does sex mean? (It doesn't mean she didn't inhale Bill). I got up and left when that man/woman got on stage at the Oscars and thanked her wife.
I'm sorry, but there are some things that are wrong. That's one of them. And to say something like we regain our freedom in 2008 is just out of place. Those nose in the air attitudes and pompous pretty folk who know what is best, need to watch what Father knew back in the 50s and 60s. Not that we haven't progressed for the better, we have, but some guy licking some other guy's tongue in public turns my stomach. For that matter some guy licking some woman's tongue in public turns my stomach. Do I care who gets an Oscar. No. Do I care that Al Gore invented Global Warming? No. Do I care about if the car is going to get to work tomorrow in the snow...yep...sorry Al and the Academy, you've been switched off.