Lizard Lips

This past week reminds me of the little ditty from the play Paint Your Wagon…Ol’ Ben Rumson got married today, married today, married today. Ol’ Ben Rumson got married today. What’ll he do tomorrow? Substitute Nancy Pelosi for Ol’ Ben Rumson and “went to Syria” for “got married” and you see why this past week was one for the silly file. Let’s see now, who elected Nancy Pelosi Queen? The only thing I’ve seen her do well is lick her lips contemptuously behind the President during the State of the Union. Lizard Lips Nancy, elected by the weirdoes’ of San Francisco. And this is who the media wants to see buck the system and go negotiate world peace with Syria. Oh it is all a media stunt to be sure. If CNN and the rest ignored the trip she would not have been in bed with the Terrorist government of Syria. But then the media is always good for a laugh.

For instance, Vice President Cheney was picked as a graduation speaker at BYU. There are protests….at BYU. Of course that’s all fermenting from Rocky Anderson mayor of Salt Lake City and his desire to impeach somebody, anybody. He’d impeach Hannity if he knew how. While we’re at the media this week, we can’t forget how Warren Jeffs was discredited in court this week by a daily newspaper who took a peak at a private letter through a camera lens then splashed it on the front page. This guy is being tried in the press obviously and just lost, because some photographer snapped a pitcher and you could read his note. Now he’s considered guilty before the trial even starts. He may be. But at least let him have his trial before pronouncing him man and wife with the gurney.
I’ve watched several stories about sex offenders this week, where the homes and addresses of the accused (not convicted) are shown on the nightly news. These ogres of society (and if they are guilty they are much worse than that) are outed and hung before they even are arraigned. Guilty until proven innocent…that’s what I always say. Make them prove their innocence against lying kids who have agendas….oh wait children never lie do they, sorry forgot. Prosecutors have all the luck. Yes I have some issues…not the ones you are suspecting though.

Back to Nancy though, in all her wisdom she is conducting foreign policy on behalf of a country that didn’t elect her. She is only third in line because she holds an office the Founding Fathers thought might be useful in the event of a national major tragedy. She’ll never be president. There are amendments to the Constitution that will see to that. What I can’t figure out is where the Democrats come up with this so called mandate. The elections they won were so narrow they could have swung either way, and were based on local issues, otherwise Lieberman would have lost. So here’s what the media can do to help things along. Give Lizard Lips a book deal for a Coup. She can march into the White House while George and the Mrs. are in Texas…and plop her self down behind the desk, lick her lips and then just surrender the United States to Islam. That should do it. Nancy Pelosi committed treason today, treason today, treason today, Nancy Pelosi committed treason today, what’ll she do tomorrow? Speak at BYU commencement! Won’t Rocky be so proud!